Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Fried ...



Last night around 2.00am - the Farmer Glitch household was woken my by pc-plod-1 and pc-plod-2 banging on my door - to let me know that my car had been completly torched !! After having to field caring questions such as "now tell me sir - what have you done to make someone do this to YOU!!", and after the fire-engine had departed leaving my exploded-wreck (oh yeah the fire also wrecked both my immediate neighbours cars also) - I am now left today - trying to organise a new car - get the wreck removed - and deal with a whole load of hassle --- oh the joys of village life huh ?

Anyone know of a cheap motor for sale ????

10 comments:

kek-w said...

Aw, fuck, man....that was a good little car.

Dominic Zero said...

By anybody's standards - that's fucking Harsh.
Is it some kind of DJ thing?

farmer glitch said...

Thanks guys !! not sure if it is a DJ thing - I mean I have had bad-reviews before - but torching my car due to a mis-played track ... woo - scary !!

anyhows - I am now a driver of a Vauxhal - make and number will remain untold in case anyone reading this has ideas of a copycat attack !!

Loki said...

man, what can i say... i guess i kinda overracted to your lack of posts over at Idiot's Guide but, on the plus side, you'll be glad to know that my therapist says that this kind of cathartic Ballardian discourse is exactly the kind of thing that may eventually pull me through...

kek-w said...

"Ballardian discourse" ...ha! You'll be torching Welsh holiday homes next!

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