"HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BEHIND THE DECKS JUMPING UP & DOWN ENCOURAGING YOUR FOCUSED AUDIENCE, TO DANCE LIKE THERE GOING TO DIE TOMORROW ?
AND BEEN ABSOLUTELY DYING FOR A PEE?
YOU KNOW THAT LEAVING THE DECKS IT'LL BE AGES BEFORE YOU GET BACK - WITH EVERY ADMIRING FAN WANTING AN AUTOGRAPH & TO SHAKE YOUR HAND!
Well forget those posey record-bags with the latest rave-day-glo nogo-logo .. what you need - DJ-MAN (yes the new supa-hero waitin ta bish-bosh-tosh ya with a slab of wikid tunez) is this piss down-ya-leg - and leave no stains DJ-pee-bag ideal xmas gift - I have 2 on the go as we type - saves me ever having to move again ..... not only that - but leaves you feeling nice and warm in winter !! lovely-jobbly ...